I didn’t mean it Catherine!

I WAS pleased to catch up with my old pal Catherine Zeta-Jones and her husband Michael Douglas, who’s looking so well.

Catherine was fresh from her stint on stage and was absolutely buzzing. She said she wished she could do it all again.

I said to her, ‘why would you want to go through that again’, thinking she must have felt she’d not done as well as she could.

She replied that she’d just enjoyed it so much she wanted to relive it.

Of course, by then she was kind of looking at me as if to say, ‘what did you think was wrong with my performance’.

Catherine, I thought you were sensational! That girl has a fantastic set of pipes on her.

Must think before I speak!