Busy? I’ve been from Glasgow to J-Lo this week!

And relax…!

I’ve finally arrived back in Los Angeles after a marathon trip to the UK.

I’ve racked up more Air Miles than Richard Branson, the Red Baron and Alan Whicker combined in the past couple of weeks.

From Los Angeles to London to Glasgow and back again and I even managed to squeeze in a few visits with family and friends in between getting felt up at airport security!

I didn’t even get to fly straight home last week I had to make a quick stop-off in the Big Apple.

You might remember I got to speak to Jennifer Lopez earlier this year about her movie, The Boy Next Door.

Well if she wasn’t sick of the sight of me then she is now, as I got to chat with the gorgeous Ms Lopez again, about her new documentary which is coming out, called Dance Again.

I even got a quick snap in the Big Apple yep, J-Lo and me posed for a selfie!

I’ll be allowed to tell you more about Dance Again in September, but we’ll see J-Lo laugh, cry and even wearing no make-up.

It goes without saying, but she’s still a bit of all right even without the slap on.

Jen and I had a good old laugh about her naughty sweary outbursts in the documentary.

Apparently when she gets annoyed, “The Bronx” comes out!

That sounds quite good wish I could bring out “The Knightswood” when I get angry here in Hollywood.

Unfortunately no one in Hollywood understands what “Haw, daftie” and “I’ll batter your melt in, sunshine” means.

There was a nice message waiting for me when I got back home.

The brilliant Michael Douglas was at the premiere of the Ant-Man movie in London last week.

He was there with wife Catherine Zeta Jones and the kids.

I’ve done so many jokes that I was at their wedding as a waiter that some people don’t believe that I was actually a guest.

Our Good Morning Britain reporter Pip Thomson was on the red carpet and called after to tell me how impressed she was.

When she brought up my name Michael not only knew me but referred to me as Rossi!

Ach, some people are easily impressed.

Anyway, check out Ant-Man it’s great fun and goes to show our appetite for superhero movies is absolutely insatiable.

It tells the story of a man with the powers of an ant.

That’s right, he can shrink down to the size of a bug! He can even communicate with the wee blighters!

He could appear with his mates in the food cupboard of your holiday home in Benidorm and you’ll have no idea how he got there!